newsThe internet is captivated by this “judgmental map” of Dallas, which is meant to illustrate how other neighborhoods view us. In Preston Hollow, we are all George W. Bush enthusiasts with big hair, fake boobs and poodles, and NorthPark has glamorous crap for sale.

Speaking of our BFF, Dubya’s writing a biography of his dad, due out in November.

If you have some cash left over from all that cosmetic surgery and poodle pampering, the highly visible mansion at Royal and Inwood is on the market for $7.7 million.

Now for the common folk, an update on that ghastly mural painted by a bunch of public school hooligans back in the ’70s: The mystery of who owns the wall on which the Forest Lane mural was painted (and repainted) has been solved. Each homeowner is responsible for the section that abuts his or her property. The Dallas Morning News reports what that might mean for the future of the mural (and the wall itself).