The cast of the upcoming “Real Housewives of Dallas.” (Photo via bravotv.com)
If you’ve ever seen any of the Real Housewives franchise, you know each episode begins by introducing the ladies with their signature catty tagline (my personal favorite is from Lisa Vanderpump of the Beverly Hills housewives who quips, “I’m passionate about dogs, I’m just not crazy about bitches.”) Our hometown girls of Dallas have finally made it into the inner-housewife sanctum with the announcement of their own unique taglines.
There’s biting LeAnne Locken, one of our October cover girls, with “I grew up a carnie kid — play games with me, and you’re going to pay.”
Fellow Preston Hollow resident Cary Deuber went for the snark with “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a lifetime achievement award.”
See the video introducing the ladies and their one-liners here:
“The Real Housewives of Dallas” premieres April 11 at 10 p.m. on Bravo, and we will be live tweeting the whole thing at @Advocate_PH.
Want to play along with us? If you see someone you know, tag them and us. Or if you see some creative “geographic movie magic” (you know, like if they’re driving down Northwest Highway and then suddenly walking in to Reunion Tower) feel free to point it out. Let’s have some fun with this hometown housewife hootenanny.
