You have to appreciate "tongue-in-cheek" writing to get something out of this Jim Schutze story; it’s a good read if you aren’t someone who takes things like the origin of Dallas too seriously. Because Schutze offers up this theory in the latest Dallas Observer: Dallas really doesn’t exist, except in Frisco. I can’t really explain it anymore than that without regurgitating Schutze’s entire column, which kind of defeats the purpose of reading it in the first place — plus he’s a better writer anyway. So if you have a couple of minutes for a bit of a chuckle and a little bit of introspection, check it out.