They are perhaps the two most popular men in the world right now, but can you tell which sound bite belongs with which basket case? Vanity Fair released this quiz last week.

I have to say, the quiz had me pretty stumped. The quotes are eerily similar, mostly in that they both bleed narcissism: “I am like the Queen of England.” Or how about this one: “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

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