It’s almost time for the “Real Housewives” franchise to envelop Dallas in its warm (and likely fake) bosom. I’ll be tweeting along at @advocate_PH so come watch the good, bad and undoubtedly catty. A night like this deserves a glass of something (you know, in case I get inspired to throw it at something, like ‘Housewives’ of the past), so I’m sipping a Syrah from my home state of California. Pour something for yourself and joint me!

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