carry-dallas

I can’t tell if I now love Mondays or hate them. I mean, I hate them in the Garfield sense of the word like every other red-blooded American, but I do strangely look forward to my #JesusJuice and dish with the “Real Housewives of Dallas.” Our new-found Dallas celebs have been tweeting back at us, (we’re holding you to that promise of carnie pics LeeAnne Locken!) and this nonsense drama is a weirdly satisfying palate cleanse at the end of the day.

I think the trick is to understand that they clearly don’t represent Dallas. If anyone thinks the “Housewives” franchise accurately represents their city we have an entirely different problem on our hands as a society. If you allow yourself to slip into the silliness of it all, this whole “Housewives” thing can be plenty of fun. That, or I drank the Kool-Aid and am deluding myself — you be the judge.

Let’s get to live tweeting:

https://twitter.com/TheFauxMilaniaG/status/724791336826736640


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