Why did Monica the white chicken cross the road? Feathered blow-out? Breast injection? A little clipping of the claws? Maybe the neighborhood brood was meeting to read “Chicks Run Wild” and dish about a rather randy rooster. She could be exhausted from dancing “The Funky Chicken.” In any case, Monica has missed her curfew. Ami, the daughter of Monica’s owner, Mariana, posted a frantic message on Hillcrest/Forest NextDoor. Monica was last seen around St. Michaels or Currin. Says Ami, “She’s friendly.”