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Who doesn’t want to stay in an Airbnb that costs $2,595 a night?

This one bills itself as “Dallas Downton Abbey.” The Airbnb ad describes the home as close to Downtown, Southern Methodist University, George W. Bush Library, NorthPark Center and Highland Park Village, the Perot Museum and Love Field Airport.

“You’ll love this gorgeous retreat in the city because it is elegant, safe, clean, and bright, with lush gardens and tree views and exquisite craftsmanship,” reads the ad. “It includes a full home spa with a Vichy shower, three steam rooms, with a large salt water pool and hot tub, cigar humidor and a full-time house manager.” 

A maid is included. A chef is available for an extra fee. Don’t forget the movie theater and old-fashioned popcorn maker.

More stunning: “Our home is located on one of the most famous streets in the country. The billionaire Ross Perot lives four houses down, the Dallas Maverick Dirk Nowitzki lives on our street, along with three other billionaire moguls and celebrities. The street to live on in Dallas! Preston Hollow is one of the nicest neighborhoods in Texas, 10-minute access to private air field to accommodate all sizes of aircraft.”

The owner would not respond to requests for an interview.