Well, there’s only one real housewife of Dallas left from Preston Hollow and it’s LeeAnne Locken. She’s the least likable. She dissed her mom during her wedding vows and bashed her childhood. She keeps bringing up her childhood and she may be racist. Most detestable of all was the fact that she was cavalier about suicide. Cary Deuber, where are you? The other housewives live in Highland Park and in the suburbs. Mama Dee? We pine for you.

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