Oof…you can feel the tension brewing. Anyway, the girls cheers and then all go inside to get ready for dinner. In D’Andra and Tiffany’s room, D’Andra is clearly upset that Kary gave such a “flowery” speech, but she didn’t get an apology. Kary did somersaults to apologize to Tiffany, but won’t apologize to D’Andra. Kameron and Kary come in and check in on their room, and after they leave, they stay in the doorway to eavesdrop. D’Andra basically builds a case against Kary, all while Kary and Kameron are listening in the doorway. Tiffany keeps defending Kary, however D’Andra is so mad at Kary that she won’t hear it. Once D’Andra and Tiffany start leaving their room, Kameron and Kary run to the other women to tell them what happened. Kary’s really hurt that D’Andra talked behind her back at her party, and she starts crying, only to be comforted by all of the other women. Stephanie then points out that Kary wants to have a better relationship and be closer to D’Andra, but D’Andra is making that difficult.
After D’Andra gets a literal B12 shot in her butt from Dr. Tiffany, the women come back together to have dinner. Kary is clearly shaken, but before the drama can erupt, the women play a game called chicken sh*t bingo. There is a bingo board, and the goal is to have a chicken poop on their number. D’Andra points out that things like this are why people make fun of Texas, and this Kansas-born boy believes that is true. Anyway, Kary wins and celebrates, and I hope that the chicken is maybe let go. Free the chicken.
The girls then come around the table for dinner after Kary’s victory. Before they can grab dinner, Kary decides to give a toast: “I only want to be surrounded by love, true friends, by people that want to be here, and if you don’t like me, and if you don’t wanna be here, if you’re upset with me. Don’t be here. D’Andra if you’re upset at me and you don’t want to be and want to talk behind my back, you know, don’t come.”
Yeah. My jaw dropped. My hair flew off of my head. I basically had to be picked up off of the floor. Of course, full chaos erupts. D’Andra says, “I was invited here Kary, so if you don’t want me here, I’m happy to go home.” Kary retorts, saying that she’s always 1000% honest and doesn’t talk behind anyone’s back. D’Andra then goes for it, calling Kary a bully, which Kameron, Brandi and Stephanie take issue with.
Then, Kary gets a montage, showing all of the times that she has come for D’Andra. On Twitter last night, D’Andra pointed out on Twitter that the only people who get montages are bullies. Reunion here we come.
Kary then calls D’Andra a bully, which D’Andra says isn’t true, and then Kary says that friendships should be about communicating and growing. D’Andra takes issue with this, as Kary didn’t talk to her after their Grapevine blowout. Various details of that are rehashed, with Kary and D’Andra again arguing over who is the more selfish one, before Kary says to the camera that “D’Andra’s missing the connection between being a genuine friend and checking the box.” I think that this is a great quote from Kary, and if what she says is true, that D’Andra never asks Kary how she’s doing, then I think Kary is spot on. Maybe the two just shouldn’t be friends? Just a thought.
D’Andra then says that maybe she should go, and Kary says that she shouldn’t be here if she doesn’t want to be here. This causes D’Andra to storm out, saying that she’s happy to go, and D’Andra yells an expletive at Kary that isn’t family friendly. Tiffany and Stephanie follow D’Andra to try to sooth her.
In D’Andra and Tiffany’s room, where D’Andra went after running off, Stephanie and Tiffany both agree that this is stupid, just have a real conversation about your issues. Seems reasonable to me, but D’Andra then turns on Tiffany and Stephanie, getting angry that they were just sitting there. Stephanie says that she doesn’t think D’Andra or Kary were bullies, and D’Andra clearly disagrees saying that “her [Kary] and Kameron are two bulldogs at a chicken fight. If she doesn’t come and apologize to me for last week, and now she’s on my ass about this week, uh huh. I came on this trip so she needs to extend the olive branch now. Otherwise, I’m going home. That’s the way I feel.” Woof.
Tiffany and Stephanie then leave D’Andra and rejoin the women outside, and they both ask Kary to go talk to her. I feel like we’re on a tilt-a-whirl. Neither of these women are going to budge, and we’re just “Dancin’ in Circles.” Kary then lashes out at Tiffany specifically, saying, “We’re not on D’Andra’s time. I’m going to tell you something right now. If she wants to stay and wants to talk to me, she better f—— beg.” Brandi heads to get more wine, and again, wins.
Meanwhile, D’Andra is on the phone with her husband saying that she’s headed home. After hearing the situation, Jeremy says that Kary and Kameron “deserve what they hear,” in reference to their eavesdropping, and it’s hard not to agree with him. Don’t eavesdrop if you don’t want to hear people talking about you. Jeremy also says that if D’Andra leaves, Kary wins.
We’re back outside, and Tiffany is now reasoning with Kary once again, saying that they’re both hurting. Kary says that she’s hurting more, and Stephanie jumps in to say that it’s not a competition. They’re both hurt. Suddenly Tiffany’s crying. Everyone is confused (me too). Why is she crying? Well, Tiffany says, “I hate it when my friends fight, it’s like when I was a little girl and I used to watch my parents fight.” Yikes. None of the women are having it with Tiffany, and Kary then blows up on Tiffany, shouting a LOT of curse words, the most cutting being, “I will never take a step with her [D’Andra] right now over my dead f—— body.”
D’Andra, still talking to Jeremy, says that Kary is going to make a fool of herself if she continues her tirade, and D’Andra says that she has friends that will treat her with respect. She doesn’t need it.
And thus, we end on a cliffhanger. Will D’Andra bite back? Will Kary throw Dr. Moon into a body of water…again? Will Kameron be in “Legally Blonde 3”? We’ll find out soon enough.